Women as explained by Engineers
Donnerstag, 15. Januar 2009
Women as explained by Engineers!
Payment by Cheque in Zimbabwe
Montag, 4. August 2008
$1072418003000000-00
One quadrillion seventy two trillion four hundred and eighteen billion and tree million dollars only--
Chinese officially declared "black" - South Africa
Mittwoch, 2. Juli 2008
Strange but true (bis 1994 hatten sie darum gekämpft, als "weiße" eingestuft zu werden):
Sie wollen nicht mehr farbig sein und reichen deshalb Klage ein: Jetzt hat ein Gericht die rund 10 000 Chinesen in Südafrika tatsächlich als Schwarze eingestuft. Die Einwanderer litten, wie alle Nichtweißen, während der Apartheid unter Diskriminierungen, bis die Demokraten den Rassismus 1994 zumindest offiziell abschafften - die Chinesen allerdings galten weiterhin als "farbig" und bekamen im Gegensatz zu Schwarzen, Indern und gemischtrassigen Menschen keine Entschädigung. Nach dem Grundsatzurteil bekommen auch die Chinesen ihr Geld. - uk
Strange but true (before 1994, the Chinese struggled to be classified as "white")
The ruling yesterday is the culmination of an eight-year struggle by the Chinese Association of South Africa (Casa) to obtain clarity from the Government as to the status of Chinese people since the end of white rule in 1994. Patric Chong, the chairman of Casa, said: “As Chinese South Africans we were officially classified as ‘Coloured’ and suffered under the same discriminatory laws prior to 1994. The logical inference was thus that Chinese South Africans would automatically qualify for the same benefits as the ‘Coloured’ group, post1994. This was not the case and Chinese South Africans suffered a second round of unfair discrimination.”
In a landmark ruling the Pretoria High Court accepted the Chinese as a “previously disadvantaged” group. This means that – at least in legal terms – Chinese South Africans will now be included in the definition of black people in legislation covering lucrative black economic empowerment (BEE) deals.
From The Times, June 19, 2008
Dazu kann ich nur sagen - Verrückte Welt!
Sie wollen nicht mehr farbig sein und reichen deshalb Klage ein: Jetzt hat ein Gericht die rund 10 000 Chinesen in Südafrika tatsächlich als Schwarze eingestuft. Die Einwanderer litten, wie alle Nichtweißen, während der Apartheid unter Diskriminierungen, bis die Demokraten den Rassismus 1994 zumindest offiziell abschafften - die Chinesen allerdings galten weiterhin als "farbig" und bekamen im Gegensatz zu Schwarzen, Indern und gemischtrassigen Menschen keine Entschädigung. Nach dem Grundsatzurteil bekommen auch die Chinesen ihr Geld. - uk
Strange but true (before 1994, the Chinese struggled to be classified as "white")
The ruling yesterday is the culmination of an eight-year struggle by the Chinese Association of South Africa (Casa) to obtain clarity from the Government as to the status of Chinese people since the end of white rule in 1994. Patric Chong, the chairman of Casa, said: “As Chinese South Africans we were officially classified as ‘Coloured’ and suffered under the same discriminatory laws prior to 1994. The logical inference was thus that Chinese South Africans would automatically qualify for the same benefits as the ‘Coloured’ group, post1994. This was not the case and Chinese South Africans suffered a second round of unfair discrimination.”
In a landmark ruling the Pretoria High Court accepted the Chinese as a “previously disadvantaged” group. This means that – at least in legal terms – Chinese South Africans will now be included in the definition of black people in legislation covering lucrative black economic empowerment (BEE) deals.
From The Times, June 19, 2008
Dazu kann ich nur sagen - Verrückte Welt!
Oath of Mugabe
Dienstag, 1. Juli 2008
The film of Mugabe's swearing in ceremony shook me as Mugabe clutched the bible in his right hand and made an oath on the Bible. "So help me God," he concluded - it's probably what most of his people are thinking now!!!
In the middle ages they would have burned Mugabe for his heresy.
Der Film vom Mugabe mit der Bibel in seiner rechten Hand bei der Einschwörung hat mich einfach schockiert! "So helfe mir Gott", hat er gesagt und ist auch das was die meisten in Simbabwe nun denken!
Im Mittelalter hätten sie Mugabe als Ketzer verbrannt!
Why the hell, didn't they suspend him from the African Union summit???
In Nairobi, Raila Odinga, the Kenyan Prime Minister, called on the union to eject Mr Mugabe from the summit. He said: “He should be suspended until he allows the African Union to facilitate free and fair elections.” The African Union’s own observers in Harare said the vote “fell short” of the organisation’s standards.
Bush also wants the UN Security Council to impose an arms embargo on Zimbabwe as well as travel bans on Zimbabwe government officials.
Don't just talk - DO IT!
Runoff election Zimbabwe
Samstag, 28. Juni 2008
Turnout was reported to be very light in many locations while in others reports said militia of the ruling ZANU-PF party forced voters to go to the polls. Some reports said police and other officials looked over voters’ shoulders to make sure they voted for Mr. Mugabe.
Amnesty has called on the African Union and SADC (Southern African Development Community) to apply the "necessary pressure" on President Mugabe. "I think there's been some deafening silence by the AU assembly chairperson, (Tanzanian) President Kikwete, in terms of denouncing the violence that has been ongoing in
Has Mr. Mugabe been getting mixed signals from his southern African neighbors? Mawanza says, "Just recently, I think there [have] been some more united messages. But the people of
He says that such a suspension could hit
If you suspend
Mawanza adds, "Amnesty's message to President Mugabe remains the same: that he has to end the violence that is going on in the country immediately. He has to make sure that all those perpetrators of violence are brought to justice. It includes those who are linked to his political party. And we will continue to mobilize international pressure until that happens. We are also calling for the immediate release of people who have been arrested because they are associated with the MDC or they're human rights activists."
These include Jenni Williams and Magodonga Mahlangu, who are leaders of WOZA, Women of Zimbabwe Arise. They've been detained since May 28th when they took part in a demonstration against election violence.
Mugabe Childhood Photo
Dienstag, 10. Juni 2008
I just got a childhood photo of Mugabe...........
Yep already biting the hand that feeds him.
Robert Mugabe Blockbusters
Montag, 21. April 2008
BBC News, Wednesday, 16 April 2008
The fortunes of Zimbabwe have for almost three decades been tied to President Robert Mugabe, the pro-independence campaigner who wrested control from a small white community and became the country's first black leader.
Now, he presides over a nation whose economy is in tatters, where poverty and unemployment are endemic and political strife and repression commonplace.
For years it was a major tobacco producer and a potential bread basket for surrounding countries.
But the forced seizure of almost all white-owned commercial farms, with the stated aim of benefiting landless black Zimbabweans, led to sharp falls in production and precipitated the collapse of the agriculture-based economy. The country has endured rampant inflation and critical food and fuel shortages.
Many Zimbabweans survive on grain handouts. Others have voted with their feet; hundreds of thousands of Zimbabweans, including much-needed professionals, have emigrated.
Aid agencies and critics partly blame food shortages on the land reform programme. The government blames a long-running drought, and Mr Mugabe has accused Britain and its allies of sabotaging the economy in revenge for the redistribution programme. *smile*
First Kiss
Samstag, 12. April 2008
It's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND --------
Should you use some tongue?
Then you say to yourself ---------
'What the heck!' and so you just go for it!!!
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND --------
Should you use some tongue?
Then you say to yourself ---------
'What the heck!' and so you just go for it!!!
Killer Biscuits
Donnerstag, 10. April 2008
4 Nice chicks in the Jacuzzi….
Killer Biscuits wanted for attempted Murder
(The actual AP headline)
Intelligence and Men
Freitag, 28. März 2008
The following Facts were sent to me by a friend, I love it - it's just great!
Advice to all the men reading my blog - please don’t take it tooo personally!!
All in the name of fun....
A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A CIRCUS
There is always room for another clown...
WHAT CAN ONE GIVE TO A MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS IT ALL?
A woman to show him how it all works!
WHY DO BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS KILL THE MALE AFTER COPULATION?
To stop the loud snoring even before it starts.
WHY DO MEN LIKE TO MARRY VIRGINS?
Because they cannot stand criticism (excellent...)
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERESTING MAN WHERE YOU LIVE?
A tourist.
WHY DID GOD CREATE MEN?
Because vibrators cannot mow the lawn (excellent...)
WHAT DO CLITORIS, ANNIVERSARIES AND THE TOILET BOWL HAVE IN COMMON?
Men miss them all!
WHY DO SO MANY WOMEN FAKE ORGASM?
Because men fake foreplay (Good. Very good...)
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 10% OF MEN GO TO HEAVEN?
If all men went to heaven it would simply be hell!
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND PIGS?
Pigs do not turn into men after drinking!
WHY ARE MEN IN BED LIKE MICROWAVE FOOD?
After 30 seconds they are both done!
WHAT DISEASE PARALYSES WOMEN FROM THE WASTE DOWN?
Marriage.
WHY DO MEN HAVE A CLEAN CONSCIENCE?
Because they never use it.
WHY DID GOD FIRST CREATE MAN AND THEN CREATED WOMAN?
Because experiments are first done on animals before applying them to humans (very harsh...)
WHY DO MEN LOVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN?
Because opposites attract (hahaha...)
WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
"Everything that men know about women"
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND FRUIT?
Fruit eventually gets ripe.....
WHY ARE BATTERIES BETTER THAN MEN?
At least they have a positive side...
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN MEN AND SNAILS?
Both crawl, have horns and believe that the "house" belongs to them (very harsh....)
WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER AND BE INTELLIGENT AT THE SAME TIME?
If that were the case he would be a woman...
WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?
I can perfect this creature....
WHY ARE MILLIONS OF SPERMS NEEDED TO FERTILIZE ONE SINGLE EGG?
Because sperms are male and refuse to ask for directions....
WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE 90% OF HIS INTELLIGENCE?
When he becomes a widow...
WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE THE REMAINING 10%?
When his dog dies....
