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von unicorn003 in Meine Gedichte & Andere um 17:41 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Das Kunststück der Lebensweisheit ist, den Schlaf jeder Art zur rechten Zeit einzuschieben wissen.
Friedrich Nietzsche

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 01:35 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

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I'm Still waiting.... I did what you told me ..

I sent the email to 10 people like you said & I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.  

 

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something -  
NONE OF THAT STUFF WORKED!

For 2009, could you please just send
money, vodka, scotch or petrol vouchers........

 - thank you!

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 19:28 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

At times nature can be cruel but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and survival of the pack mentality bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph attached, courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc' preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the croc'.

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Tiere & Natur um 10:35 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.

- Barbara Kingsolver -

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 13:51 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this)

"Ralph , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 10:27 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Aint it the truth?

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Durban, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Johannesburg, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Bloemfontein, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Pretoria chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Cape Town shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong ANC Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 12:18 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Wir benötigen:
Eiswürfel, Nähgarn oder Wolle, Trinkglas, Holzstäbchen oder Bleistift, Schere und Kochsalz

Schritt 1.
Falls wir keine kleine Eiswürfel vorrätig habe, füllen wir eine Stunde vor dem Experiment Wasser in einem Eiswürfelbehälter und stellen ihn in die Tiefkühltruhe. Dann schneiden wir etwa 20 cm vom Nähgarn oder der Wolle ab.

Schritt 2.
Aus dem Bleistift und dem Nähgarn basteln wir uns jetzt eine Angel. Dazu knoten wir das Garn an einem Ende des Stifts fest. Danach lösen wir die Eiswürfel aus dem Behälter und füllen sie in ein Trinkglas.

Schritt 3.
Wir legen das freie Ende der Angelschnur vorsichtig auf einen der Eiswürfel, dabei braucht man eine ruhige Hand: Jetzt streuen wir ein paar Salzkörnchen auf den Faden, der auf dem Eiswürfel liegt. Das Eis schmilzt etwas, wird aber wieder fest und friert die Schnur mit ein.

Schritt 4.
Nun können wir den Eiswürfel aus dem Glas angeln. Salzwasser friert nicht so leicht wie Wasser, deshalb bringt das Salz das Eis zum Schmelzen. Mit dem Schmelzwasser schwimmt das Salz weg. Das Wasser am Eiswürfel kann jetzt wieder fest werden - auch um die Schnur herum.

Viel Spaß!

von unicorn003 in Bilder - Lustig um 18:17 | Kommentare (0) | Trackbacks (0)