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 I received an email with the following comment:

I feel honoured, being compared with sophisticated equipment. Normal machinery you just switch on and off and no special skill is required. Sophisticated equipment needs a lot of tuning. This machinery needs operators with a lot of skill, expertise, knowledge and intelligence. In other words - engineers who do properly understand the mathematical, mechanical and electrical make up of this highly sophisticated equipment/machinery called women! *smile*

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Men can Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely that she can also think.

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