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3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend:
'the other night, when my boy friend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'... then we made l*ve all night long

The mistress:
Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild s*x all night

The married one:
'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.... my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'

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Life after death

 
BOSS: "Sipho, do you believe in life after Death?"

 
Sipho: "Ac-chewully, no Sir"

 
BOSS: "Why not?"

 
Sipho: "Well, basikully, there is no proof that it Ac-chewully exists, Sir"

 
BOSS: "Well there is proof now."

 
Sipho: "Hai-bo! Seri-aaass?"

 
BOSS: "Yes absolutely. After you left early yesterday to go to your Brother's funeral, he came here looking for you."

 
Sipho: "Eeishh..."

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Ich wünsche allen, Frohe Ostern und frohe Festtage!

Happy Easter to all of you - enjoy the festive Season!

Geseende Paasfees aan almal en geniet die Feesdae!

Renate

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying. . That phrase. . in no time."
Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

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A: (a) Why take an unnecessary risk and get a ticket?

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Heute möchte ich Min-Hung Chou, eine sehr begabte Künstlerin aus Taiwan, wohnhaft in Deutschland, vorstellen.

Anbei eine Biografie der Künstlerin. Wie bereits ersichtlich in dem Video, erschafft sie wirklich ausdruckstarke und wunderschöne Kunstwerke. Ich bin sehr fasziniert von dem Tiefsinn in ihren Kunstwerken und die Motive sprechen für sich. Sie erstellt auch wunderschöne Illustrationen, unter anderen auch für Kinderbücher.

Biografie:

Min-Hung Chou 1970 in Taiwan geboren ist freiberufliche Künstlerin mit Diplom in den Bereichen freie Kunst und Illustration. Sie lebt seit 1991 in Deutschland und führt heute Ihr eigenes Kunstatelier „Chou-Art“ in Detmold.
Sie unterrichtet an der Volkshochschule und in Ihrem Atelier, nimmt sie Auftragsarbeiten für Gemälde, Portraits und Illustration an.
Inspirationen für Ihre Kunst holt sie sich aus persönlichen Empfindungen, Erinnerungen und vor allem genaue Beobachtung Ihrer Umwelt speziell der Natur.
Eine besondere Faszination übten dabei seit langem die alten italienischen Freskos, welche sich bereits im Verfall befinden, auf sie aus. Daher versucht Min-Hung Chou durch Verarbeitung verschiedenster Materialien in unterschiedlichen Techniken ihren Gemälden eine Plastizität zu verleihen, die eine wirkungsvolle Tiefe erzeugen.
Die Werke in denen oftmals versteckte Details zu entdecken sind, laden zum längeren Betrachten ein. Beabsichtigt ist den Bildern eine Tiefsinnigkeit zu verleihen, die den Betrachter zum Nachdenken anregen soll.
Den Kunstwerken wohnt eine eigene Atmosphäre inne, die gleichzeitig Ruhe und Kraft ausstrahlt.

Ein Besuch der Website von Min-Hung Chou, wird auf jeden Fall von mir empfohlen - mehr dazu hier unten auf den Link "Min-Hung Chou Artwork" klicken. Weitere Kunstwerke sind dort zu sehen und Ausstellungstermine (vielleicht sieht man sich mal dort) werden auch bekannt gegeben. Im Video werden nur einige ihrer Kunstwerke die mir besonders gefallen, reingestellt.

 Min-Hung Chou Artwork

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My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend.

The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Tina was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

Photograph below was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was very lucky.



I just LOVE this joke!!!

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 Luzides-träumen

"Ist es möglich auch aus dem "automatischen Lebens-Film" auszubrechen? (Wie dies beim Klartraum aus dem "automatischen Traum" geschieht) Zum Regisseur, zum Avatar und wirklich freien Spieler des Lebens zu werden, den die eigene Phantasie, der eigene Wille und nicht die kausale Vergangenheit, die kausale Gesellschaft und die anerzogene und feste eigene Rolle steuert. Das wäre die spannendste Frage!" Die antwort darauf - nur auf Luzidertraum hier unten klicken:
 

 Luzidertraum

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Yesterday was International Women's Day.

International Women's Day (IWD) is marked on March 8 every year. It is a major day of global celebration for the economic, political and social achievements of women.
In some countries it is also observed as an equivalent of Mother's Day, where children also give small presents to their mothers and grandmothers.
Women sometimes get gifts from their employers too. I've been at work, haven’t received anything *lol*

Here's my present to all woman - keep this in mind not only on Women's Day:

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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